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Raz · Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:56 pm Condoms...

A man who has neva bought a pack of condoms before walks into a pharmacists and asks the beautiful femle teller,
"um, errr. I've neva bought a pack of condoms before and i'm not sure what size to get."
She just tells him to try his size in the three holes in the fence out the back. so the man walks outside and sure enough there were three holes in the fence. anyway jut as he's about to stick it in the first hole the teller runs out to the other side of the fence. he wacks it in the fisrt hole where she gently caresses it and gives him a handjob.
he likes it and moves to the second where she suck him off. still enjoying it all he moves along to the third hole where she wraps herself around it and they make love on the fence.
the femal teller whips up her pants and scurries inside just as the bloke is walking in. she giggles and says,
"have you decided on an appropriate size sir?"
to which the bloke turns round and says,
"screw the condoms just get me nine yards of that fence!"

DJ MIKEY-P · Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:18 pm

fuckin nice 1 m8

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dan_eland · Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:43 am

smith · Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:47 pm

that was a good one mate

ha ha

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mad-lady-raver · Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:44 pm

:icon_applause5: LMAO! ha ha gud 1!

Mc Jonny G · Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:20 pm

hahahahahahaha :icon_applause5: